Best quotes by David Letterman on New

Checkout quotes by David Letterman on New

  • People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine.
    - David Letterman
  • USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.
    - David Letterman
  • As you know now, Rush Limbaugh is the new face of the Republican Party, but they'll probably go with a different body.
    - David Letterman
  • Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
    - David Letterman
  • New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
    - David Letterman
  • New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.
    - David Letterman
  • Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.
    - David Letterman