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• ‟ Northern New Jersey looks like a cluster of idyllic suburbs, but each of those seemingly normal towns has a dark side that's constantly gossiped about but never publicly acknowledged. They seem to thrive on their strangenesses.

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• ‟ Cops are everywhere in New York City. Cars drive by every few minutes. Uniforms stand nonchalantly at street corners.

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• ‟ Cops in New York City don't have the best reputation. It's a fast-paced city, and they deal with a lot, and many people have seen lots of cops interact with the public utilizing what can be gently called 'not the best customer service.'

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• ‟ I do not like confrontations in New York City.

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• ‟ If you are dating someone in New York City, and they invite you over to watch a movie, they don't really want to watch a movie.

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• ‟ No one in New York hangs out in their apartments.

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• ‟ I'm a dummy from New Jersey.

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• ‟ By August of 2003, I had graduated from Rutgers, gone through a stretch of living at my parents' house, and wound up sharing an apartment with a college friend of mine in Montclair, New Jersey.

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• ‟ As a stand-up, as a storyteller, as an improviser, I've done thousands of shows. They allow me to work out new material that might turn into something later. They let me keep my muscles sharp for when the rent-paying gigs do come along. They keep me sane.

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• ‟ There are certain fundamental things that scream, 'I just moved to New York.' Things like eating cheesecake at Junior's or heading out to Coney Island to ride the Cyclone.

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• ‟ The stereotype of New Yorkers is that we're people who avoid warm human interaction, we're always in too much of a rush to enjoy simple things, and that we're just generally rude.

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• ‟ I moved to Queens from New Jersey in 2004 and have continued to stick with New York to such a degree that when people ask me to explain it, I'm sometimes unable to provide an answer.

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• ‟ I know there are many things California can offer - personally, professionally, meteorologically - that New York can't. It sounds awesome.

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• ‟ Sometimes I get gigs in weird, artsy places because weird, artsy people embraced my public-access show, which I could only have done in the way I did in New York.

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