Best quotes by Rita Rudner on Men

Checkout quotes by Rita Rudner on Men

• ‟ To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'

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• ‟ Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.

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• ‟ Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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• ‟ I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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• ‟ Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

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• ‟ Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.

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• ‟ Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.

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