Best quotes by Mitch Hedberg on People

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• ‟ Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.

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• ‟ It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.

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• ‟ I like Kit-Kat, unless I'm with four or more people.

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• ‟ It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?

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• ‟ Bologna is a deli meat for people with eyes.

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• ‟ I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart.

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