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• ‟ Women like me. Women love me. But not so my wife need worry. Not in a 'he's so hot' type of way. More in a 'come round for a cup of tea' way.

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• ‟ I bought my wife a beautiful diamond ring and I even had it engraved - with the price.

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• ‟ I go to the British Comedy Awards and, you know, quite a few people were making jokes at my expense. It just made me feel awful, because I am there with my wife and she has gone out and bought a dress. And it is my big night and I won, and yet the overriding experience was that of nastiness.

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• ‟ I don't know how it is with other people's relationships, but my wife is always much more tired than me because she works much harder looking after the children, which is an endless battle - a lot of it is battling with them to stop battling with each other.

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• ‟ My wife is very fit and looking younger every day, whereas I'm looking older day by day.

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