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  • Every day, I wake up and ask, 'Am I hungry?' If I'm physically hungry, I eat something that's hopefully good for me, and then do it again in a few hours. If I get a phone call I don't like, I'll say to myself, 'Is that the reason I want to eat something?' If it is, I try not to do it. It's literally a lifestyle.
    - Lisa Lampanelli
  • I heard Cher say, 'I answer to two people: Myself and God.' I say, 'I only answer to me. I'm not sure I appreciate God's opinion.'
    - Lisa Lampanelli
  • I don't sell myself. I've never explained my comedy to people who don't get it. Never complain. Never explain.
    - Lisa Lampanelli
  • I was 25 myself once. I also thought I knew everything. I also thought that I could give singers singing advice and comics comedy advice. When you're that age, you know it all, so I understand it. But when you're tired and you don't have patience for it, you definitely snap.
    - Lisa Lampanelli
  • I always wrote about myself in the third person. I knew how to promote myself so it sounded intelligent. I know how to package myself.
    - Lisa Lampanelli
  • I would make a few jabs at myself and go for the audience - they are still as flawed as ever.
    - Lisa Lampanelli