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  • I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.
    - Lewis Black
  • The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It's unbelievable to me. Candy corn is the only candy in the history of America that's never been advertised. And there's a reason. All of the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. And so, since nobody eats that stuff, every year there's a ton of it left over.
    - Lewis Black
  • One thing I know about the rich, being rich, is that you can take money from me and tomorrow, I'm still going to be rich.
    - Lewis Black
  • I watch some CNN and a lot of Fox, because it helps me get irritated.
    - Lewis Black
  • I would like to play Pebble Beach at some point. I keep waiting for them to call and ask me to that little pro-am thing, but I'm not big enough.
    - Lewis Black
  • I love anything that gets me outside of my own head.
    - Lewis Black