Best quotes by Johnny Vegas on Me

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  • I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs.
    - Johnny Vegas
  • There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay. Which suggests that he is, but he's not. Anyway, this is Channel 4, let their lawyers sort it out.
    - Johnny Vegas
  • My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in.
    - Johnny Vegas
  • I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.
    - Johnny Vegas
  • My agent once said, 'You're not very driven.' And it's true. I'm not the type to ring up and go, 'Get me this part!'
    - Johnny Vegas
  • I love the way my weight fluctuates in the newspapers. It was 18 stone and then people look at a bad picture of me and add a few more stone on. I think the highest was 22 stone.
    - Johnny Vegas
  • The idea of being on TV 24 hours a day and people seeing the real me... No.
    - Johnny Vegas