Best quotes by Joan Rivers on Life
Checkout quotes by Joan Rivers on Life
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‟ I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.
- Joan Rivers
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‟ Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
- Joan Rivers
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‟ Part of my act is meant to shake you up. It looks like I'm being funny, but I'm reminding you of other things. Life is tough, darling. Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything; otherwise, we're going down the tube.
- Joan Rivers
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‟ Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough.
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‟ I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
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‟ Acting is my true love. I would like to have been a serious actor, and I plan to in the next life. I'm gonna be Meryl Streep Rivers.
- Joan Rivers