Best quotes by Joan Rivers on God
Checkout quotes by Joan Rivers on God
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‟ Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
- Joan Rivers
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‟ I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
- Joan Rivers
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‟ If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
- Joan Rivers
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‟ I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
- Joan Rivers
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‟ Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
- Joan Rivers