Best quotes by Jen Kirkman on Love
Checkout quotes by Jen Kirkman on Love
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‟ I have memories of my grandfather Kirkman making mashed potatoes that were so good because they tasted like a bowl of butter. I love my mom's brownies. My favorite thing about both of those recipes is that someone else made them for me.
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‟ I'd love to be a hit in Germany. I'm working on trying to get a gig as David Hasselhoff's opening act.
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‟ I actually like, love, and respect myself, and I try not to take anything too seriously.
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‟ I have this idyllic love life, but my mind just won't accept that. I would like to bring a new guy home every night. I try to make humor out of that situation.
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‟ Instead of saving for someone else's college education, I'm currently saving for a luxury retirement community replete with golf carts and handsome young male nurses who love butterscotch.
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‟ I love being on the road, but to make a living as a road comic, you have to be on it most weeks out of the year. That's just too much for me. But I would love to be such a successful road comic that I don't have to go on it every week.
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