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• ‟ I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

  - Groucho Marx
  

• ‟ Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.

  - Groucho Marx
  

• ‟ Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.

  - Groucho Marx
  

• ‟ I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

  - Groucho Marx
  

• ‟ Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.

  - Groucho Marx
  

• ‟ Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

  - Groucho Marx
  

• ‟ Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

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• ‟ If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

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• ‟ Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

  - Groucho Marx
  

• ‟ I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.

  - Groucho Marx