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• ‟ The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.

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• ‟ I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe and ointment. It was a sad childhood.

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• ‟ I'm used to explaining to people why my jokes were funny.

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• ‟ A lot of people who claim they're political comedians are just comedians who have opinions. But they stop being funny the minute they give their opinions.

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• ‟ Any misfortune that happens to another person is funny. If it happens to someone else and not me, it's very funny.

  - Gilbert Gottfried
  

• ‟ If a comedian tells a joke that you find funny, you laugh. If he tells a joke you do not find funny, don't laugh. Or you could possibly go as far as groaning or rolling your eyes. Then you wait for his next joke; if that's funny, then you laugh. If it's not, you don't laugh - or at very worst, you can leave quietly.

  - Gilbert Gottfried