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• ‟ Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.

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• ‟ People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.

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• ‟ I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.

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• ‟ I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

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• ‟ I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.

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