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  • ‟ Electricity is really just organized lightning.
    - George Carlin
  • ‟ Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
    - George Carlin
  • ‟ May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
    - George Carlin
  • ‟ Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
    - George Carlin
  • ‟ In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
    - George Carlin
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