Best quotes by Erma Bombeck on Children

Checkout quotes by Erma Bombeck on Children

• ‟ Never have more children than you have car windows.

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• ‟ No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.

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• ‟ It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.

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• ‟ All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

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• ‟ I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years.'

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• ‟ In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.

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