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• ‟ My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

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• ‟ Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else's feelings.

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• ‟ People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.

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• ‟ I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.

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• ‟ No matter how popular you are as a stand-up - you can go out and fill a 10,000-seat arena and be smart and funny - it's delicate to host an awards show and know where your place is and know that it's not about you, that it's about the people who are nominated, and respect that, but at the same time have your moment to show them who you are.

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• ‟ I had everything I'd hoped for, but I wasn't being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didn't like me for being... me.

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