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• ‟ I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

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• ‟ I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.

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• ‟ I've thought for the last decade or so, the only actual place raw truth was seeping through in newspapers was on the Comics Pages. They were able to pull off intelligent social comment, pure truths not found elsewhere in the news pages, and had the ability to make it all funny, entertaining, and pertinent.

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• ‟ I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession.

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• ‟ I always had a running commentary in my head that was extremely funny and off-center, but I never said it to anyone.

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