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  • When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship.
    - Dick Gregory
  • I went to Ethiopia, and it dawned on me that you can tell a starving, malnourished person because they've got a bloated belly and a bald head. And I realized that if you come through any American airport and see businessmen running through with bloated bellies and bald heads, that's malnutrition, too.
    - Dick Gregory
  • Let me tell you, never before in the history of this planet has anybody made the progress that African-Americans have made in a 30-year period, in spite of many black folks and white folks lying to one another.
    - Dick Gregory
  • To me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet.
    - Dick Gregory
  • Now here's what I'm saying: I've always believed that every other month we hear about compromisation of bank records, I think that's the CIA and the FBI. Now let me tell you why I'm saying this. I don't believe no insignificant pip-squeak is going to be able to pull this off month after month and we can't find out what's going on.
    - Dick Gregory