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  • Me in drag is kind of scary, actually. It's frightening. I actually look pretty good.
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  • My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.
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  • When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.
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  • Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.
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  • I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.
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  • People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.
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  • I think it's important for me, for my crew and for the audience to bring something new to each show. I have friends who have done the same act, word for word for word, for 20 years. I have a problem with that. I think the audience should see something new in each show.
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  • I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking.
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  • I do go through a mini depression because one minute there are people yelling and screaming for me on stage and the next I'm at home and it's dead quiet. So it takes a while to come down.
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  • People always say to me, 'You're really attractive - in an unusual way.' No one ever just says, 'You're attractive.'
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